“A sportcoat is worth a thousand words.”
“Weigh yourself every morning. The battle of the bulge wasn’t won in a day.”
“In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. Patrick Bateman, American Hero Psycho”
“"“Clothes are inevitable. They are nothing less than the furniture of the mind made visible.”" — James Lever”
“If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… because if you’re good at lying, you’re good at everything. ”
“People are always nicer someplace else. The rotten little shits.”
“‘May you be in heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead.’ - The Emerald in St. Pete.”
“You can’t be friends with everyone.”
